Words
& Photos: Nikos Mixas
It’s
a special edition for the 666 PACK REVIEW this month! THE SLUDGELORD attended
Psycho Las Vegas recently, so this month we’re going to rate 6 bands that
played the festival. Between the non-stop shenanigans and Instagram takeover,
we found time to actually watch the bands. For future potential victims that
submit material to THE SLUDGELORD for
review, here’s some advice: This festival is where you
want to be someday! If you’re new to this, each and every month we handpick 6 review
submissions (this month six bands that played Psycho Las Vegas) and critique
them by only using 6 words, then we rate them on a scale from 1 to 666! Check out our Las Vegas themed rating scale
below:
1
– It would have nicer if their tour bus got lost in the desert on the way to
the festival.
2
– One of the Psycho Las Vegas guest DJs was Andrew W.K.,
he actually stirred up more excitement than the performance this band put on.
3
– It was kinda average, just like staying at The Excalibur Hotel and Casino
these days…
4 – You know the feeling that
you get free drinks while your gambling?
Yeahhhhh….
5
– This band deserves to have a Las Vegas casino named after them and they should
be the house band.
666
– They hit the progressive jackpot (Enter ching! ching! ching! ching! money
sounds here…)! Viva Psycho Las Vegas and
THE SLUDGELORD!
Caveat: Even though the 666 PACK REVIEW is meant to offer
humorous critique, there are no safe spaces here and your gripes will only make
you sound like a bellyacher.
THE SLUDGELORD is a picky listener…and doesn’t care what you
think of his opinions….
Goblin - Rating: 1
Horror soundtracks never sound so bad.
Sunn0))) – Rating: 4
No groove, no problem. Drone
on.
Danzig – Rating: 5
Playing “She Rides” earned this rating.
Elder – Rating: 666!
Most underrated band at this fest.
Indian – Rating: 5
This reunion was meant to be.
Batushka - Rating: 666!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Fuck yeah!!!
