Welcome
to THE SLUDGELORD’s September 666 Pack
Review. Summer is OVER, so dust off your
black hoodie collection and stow away your favorite pair of camo cargo shorts. Winter is coming and so is the onslaught of
review submission to THE
SLUDGEORD. If you’re new to
this, each and every month we handpick 6 review submissions and critique them
by only using 6 words, then we rate them on a scale from 1 to 666! Check
out our metal fashion themed rating scale below:
1 –
This is as exciting as…your bootleg Pantera shirt.
2 –
Wearing a kilt at a metal festival and this submission go hand in hand.
3 –
Anything camouflaged is pretty standard in metal fashion, this band can relate
for sure.
4 – Spikes, chains and leather are
always a cool look…in fact, you guys are pretty cool too. Four it is.
5 –
The hottest thing in metal fashion has to be the battle vest/jacket trend right
now. You guys should definitely make
some patches.
666 –
Truth be told, being original and talented isn’t fashionable at all. THE SLUDGELORD doesn’t give a fuck how
you look, only how you sound. You guys
killed it, congratulations!
Caveat: Even though the 666 Pack Review is meant to
offer humorous critique, there are no safe spaces here and your gripes will
only make you sound like a bellyacher. THE SLUDGELORD is a picky listener…and
doesn’t care what you think of his opinions….
1).
Wardomized “A Heated Exchange”
(Belfast, U.K.) Rating: 5
Napalm
Death influence abundantly clear…aaaargh!!!
2). MUNT “Towards Extinction” (Melbourne, Australia) Rating: 666!
Fucking
hate on the barbie mate!
3
). The Beginning and the End “Ourboros” (London, U.K.) Rating: 3
). The Beginning and the End “Ourboros” (London, U.K.) Rating: 3
was
down until the vocals…
4).
Cross Dog “Hollow” (Petersborough,
Ontario, Canada) Rating: 3
Again,
solid music…but the vocals…
5).
Alienatör “Pariahs”
(Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada) Rating: 4
Not
the most original, but groovy!
6).
Oktas “Oktas” (Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania, U.S.A.) Rating: 5
Ambient without fashion…without trend
Band info: Wardomized || Munt || The Beginning and the end || Cross Dog || Alienator
