Showing posts with label Victorian Whore Dogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Victorian Whore Dogs. Show all posts

Tuesday, 28 June 2016

The Sludgelord Video Premiere - "Masocutter" by Negative Thought Process



 

Negative Thought Process is a 2 piece Crust/grind/powerviolence duo formed by Daniel Page (Hibernacula Records, Victorian Whore Dogs, Exquisite Ending) and Kyle Townsend (Ex-Strike Offensive)

 
Their debut album “Methylene Butterfly” is due out through Hibernacula Records on September 17th, featuring 11 tracks of furious blasts, D-beats, HM-2 laden guitar riffs and brutality. Fans of Nails, Doom, Magrudergrind, Agoraphobic Nosebleed and Napalm Death are going to shit themselves, because this is full on rage. 
 

Conceptually dealing with battles of self harm, drug addiction, destructive relationships and suicide.  Today we are exclusively streaming the track “Masocutter” which you can check out below and can be pre ordered here


 
 
Band info: facebook

Thursday, 2 June 2016

The Sludgelord "Sour 16" for May 2016

B y: Aaron Pickford



Let it be known fellow Sludgelordians, as we enter meteorological summer the harsh reality is, the 2nd  day of June is as bleak and it is cold, but fear not, The Sour 16 returns.  The Sludgelord presents the very best Diabolus in Musica to pour scorn on this desolate day and strike upon us the might of the riff, to inject our veins with sin and guide us on journey of subservice to doom, an act that goes against the very laws and teachings of populist culture, and for those that wish to come with us on our quest, kneel with me as we embrace the thunderous din that is, The Sour 16.

You should know the drill by now, each month, you the reader are unwittingly compiling a list of the top 16 records of the month, covering all genres of metal.  Is it not a chart, in which reviewers or contributors extol their opinion about their favourite music.  To put it simply, ‘The Sour 16 are the records that have been trending the most at Sludgelord Headquarters.

The results are compiled based on page views alone and calibrated into the list below. So roll up, kick back, chug a beer and Hail the riff! All reviews can be viewed by clicking the artwork and we have included album streams wherever possible. (Total views since their publication are highlighted in red)

16). Kvelertak – “Nattesferd” (305)

There’s a lot to dig into with this new album, and plenty of ‘Nattesferd’ shows that Kvelertak can step outside of their normal comfort zone and the results have come up overwhelmingly positive. This album keeps the familiar, and adds new wrinkles throughout, to keep the album from feeling like a rerun. ‘Nattersferd’ is an album from a band still at a creative peak.


15). Deadsmoke - “Deadsmoke” (328)

With a metal buzz bordering upon scuzz, Deadsmoke comes crashing down like the heavens themselves have cracked, riffing with almost metronomic precision to let their sound boom down your ear canals.  This record is guaranteed to make your neighbors hate you.




14). Arcana 13 – “Danza Macabre” (330)

This album is all about the groove, mixing swampy simplicity with killer vocal hooks. The production is modern and clear, but without sounding overproduced. The guitars are nicely fuzzed out, the bass is growling, and the drums sound crisp and natural.  Creepy keyboards and psychedelic sound effects weave in the background, tying the album together and never letting you forget that these are songs inspired by one thing:  horror.  Overall I would go so far as to say “Danza Macabra” is a contender for the Sludgelord list of top Doom releases of 2016




13). Ommadon – “Ommadon” (369)

Events slowly unfold, occupying a compelling middle ground between the hypnotic amplifier worship of Sunn O))) and the barely-moving leaden doom of Monarch!. Riffs emerge from the gloom, shifting forms accented by gut-punching drums.  If immersion in deepest, darkest drone appeals, take a plunge in Ommadon’s well of despair.




12). Sunnata – “Zorya” (372)

It’s obvious from these five tracks that the Warsaw quartet are huge doom fans and wear their influences on their sleeve. “Beasts of Prey” is a monolithic blend of Sleep and Yob’s finest moments; heavy riffs and psychedelic passages flowing into one another seamlessly.  As “Zorya” progresses, the mood becomes heavier and darker as the tempo slows towards a hypnotic crawl,  a potent marriage of killer riffs and sky-scraping ambition. It may not be the most original release but few bands deliver heaviness on this sweeping scale.




11). Desolate Pathway – “"Valley of the King" & "Into The Realms" (380)





10). Battalions – “Nothing to Lose” (420)

Battalions laces up their good shit kickers on “Nothing to Lose”, ready to walk into a punk show, empty pool, construction site, whatever, and proceed to kick your collective teeth in and throw you into a handy wall until you buy a shirt or something, and rock the fuck out. This is heavy music, and QUALITY heavy music. These guys have crafted something that should get your soul to wake up and take notice. Get this album, and keep bands like this pumping up music to bother the neighbours with.




09). Wrong – “Wrong” (435)

From the first second to the last, Wrong maintain a constant flow of gold standard, armour-piercing riffage and somehow manage to maintain this onslaught of barely restrained energy with no let-up for 30 minutes, like The Melvins being forced into playing at double speed, with a cattle prod.  This is a flawless debut from Wrong, an addictive adrenaline rush that’ll be lodged in your brain for months to come.  When the tunes are this good there is no alternative but to surrender to the power of the riff.




08). King Buffalo - “Orion” (440)

King Buffalo’s music borrows as much vibe from All Them Witches as it does the headspace that Colour Haze finds themselves in. King Buffalo’s music is concise but it’s also psychedelic and free. Each note is hit with diligence, the builds take their time to unfold and every moment of these 45 minutes contributes something to the greater picture.  “Drinking from the River Rises” summarizes “Orion” neatly and therefore makes for a solid conclusion to this very impressive debut




07). Conjurer – “I” (496)

Captivating from start to finish, you will struggle to find a release this year that pertains such a crushing sound. Their heaviness seems to come out of your speakers and wrap itself around you. It tightens your chest and grips you, like a boa constrictor.




06). SUMAC – “What One Becomes” (551)

The fact is, this is a monolithic, multi-faceted, beast of an album.  Rigid Man” sees Sumac in familiar territory, relentless riffs raining down on the listener like an armour plated Shellac playing Isis’ “Celestial”.  The band weave seamlessly between periods of crushing heaviness, fragile calm, hypnotic repetition and mind-bending mathematical chaos and overall “What One Becomes” sees Sumac taking all of their previous achievements as a foundation and building something even bigger in their own unique vision. This album sees Sumac really find their voice and deserves to see them mentioned in the same breath as their forbears.


05). Victorian Whore Dogs - “Afternoonified” (552)

Victorian Whore Dogs are one of the more underrated and exciting live bands currently slogging away in the UK heavy music scene. They are an absolute delight to behold. Their DIY ethics (this was self produced/recorded and will be self released through their own Hibernacula Records) make other bands seem lazy and clueless by comparison and with songs about masturbation (Murder Boner), VWD deliver crushing grooves and swinging riffs with their tongues planted firmly in their cheeks courtesy of front man Danny Page's twisted sense of humour.


04). Sinister Haze – “Laid Low in the Dust of Death” (622)

“Laid Low in the Dust of Death” is a monster of flaming slag dripping from the fingers of one of the best bands going, they lay you low with riffs upon riffs, Brilliant vocal setups, and production that will just destroy you. Sinister Haze has nothing to be compared to, keeping it fresh and heavy no matter what they are doing, and this album should rank in the top 5 of any list out there.




03). Gozu – “Revival” (736)

At their core, Gozu is a bad ass American rock band. They’ve got heavy riffs in tow and bang out tunes loud enough to piss off the neighbors. But Gozu is more than this. Gozu is a songwriting machine, one that is able to churn out eight loud, hard hitting compositions without sacrificing the meaning behind the songs or the band.  Gozu’s “Revival” is gruff and dirty when it needs to be just as it’s swift and soulful when the time is right


02). Criminal - "Fear Itself" (1435)

Quite simply, this is the best thrash record I have heard yet this year and may well remain so. It edges towards death metal (in the same manner that the Seps' early work does) but this is just vicious stuff. This type of album is why I first started listening to thrash and extreme metal. The sound and the fury. Dios mio! What a fantastic album from a band playing with fire and passion.


01). Blood Ceremony – “Lord of Misrule” (3060)

If you are new to Blood Ceremony, this album is as fine a place to start as any. If you have heard any of their previous albums and enjoyed them, your enjoyment of this one is guaranteed. This is as good an example as any of a band looking to the past both in terms of musical and folklore tradition to create fantastical and occult inspired music.



A big thank you as always to our amazing writers, your dedication knows no boundaries and for that I am truly grateful.  May’s “Sour 16” features reviews by, Chris Bull, Philip Weller, Richard Maw, Daniel Jackson, Victor Van Ommen, Charlie Butler, Doza Hawes and Hunter Young

Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Victorian Whore Dogs - "Afternoonified" (Album Review)

By: Chris Bull

Album Type: Full Length
Date Released: 01/04/2016
Label: Hibernacula Records


Victorian Whore Dogs are one of the more underrated and exciting live bands currently slogging away in the UK heavy music scene. They are an absolute delight to behold. Their DIY ethics (this was self produced/recorded and will be self released through their own Hibernacula Records) make other bands seem lazy and clueless by comparison and with songs about masturbation (Murder Boner), VWD deliver crushing grooves and swinging riffs with their tongues planted firmly in their cheeks courtesy of front man Danny Page's twisted sense of humour.


“Afternoonified” CD//DD track listing:

1). Mutton Shunter
2). Captain Kirk was my Favourite Stormtrooper
3). I Have Become
4). Murder Boner
5). Barrington Monroe
6). (I Can’t Believe It’s) Nutbutter
7). Agoecia
8). Snatch Files
9).  'Nååñshååg'
10). Southern Fried Homicide
11). Sebastian Tenderhoof

The Review:

'If you can't stand the smell, don't sit by the shitter'. While it may seem like some smirk worthy, nonsensical advice, it's a fitting phrase to describe Victorian Whore Dogs. Where so many bands in the sludge/doom/hardcore/heavy music scene take themselves way too seriously, VWD deliver crushing grooves and swinging riffs with their tongues planted firmly in their cheeks courtesy of front man Danny Page's twisted sense of humour.

'Mutton Shunter' kicks things off with it's feedback/drum intro and then dives into post hardcore territory with it's riffing and vocal rhythm. 'Captain Kirk Was My Favourite Storm Trooper' comes in next; the 'if you can't stand the smell...' line the first lyric of the song growled over the angular riffing. Anyone who has seen VWD live will give testament to the maniacal onstage antics of Page, if you have yet to see them, go on to YouTube and search for the following track 'I Have Become Death', the video footage taken from their performance at last year's Bloodstock. The song is a melange of staccato rhythms with a blackened sludge tint, slowing down towards the end to allow you to catch up. 'Murder Boner' is a song about masturbation...Guitarist Adam Crawley wears his Will Haven influences on his sleeve as the rhythm section keep things especially solid.

VWD let you relax and enjoy being swept away with the excellent 'Barrington Monroe', the guitar reflecting an air of melancholy through its melody while the bass travels its own path. The lyrics tell a (not so) fictional tale of the daily grind, the 9-5 slog; the lines "bringing down your self esteem to fit in the organisation" and "you mean nothing to them" really hammering home...then Page screams "but you mean something to me" at the end of the song and I feel the truth in his voice. Here at Sludgelord HQ we aired an exclusive track from this album; this track, the superbly titled '(I can't believe it’s) Nutbutter' a gloriously groovy nonsensical affair which offers as much in the way of head banging riffs as it does gut wrenching humour. '

Agoecia' is next and keeps up the consistency of tremendous riffs and grooves and 'Snatch Files', a song about vaginas obviously, follows adding some excellent gang vocals from both Page and bassist Andy Nutall. 'Nååñshååg' follows by setting up a menacing premise, the vocals are growled in a lower register which really shows off Page's exceptional vocal range. "This song makes no fucking sense" Page screams over the faster section; couldn't agree more mate!  A personal highlight for me is 'Southern Fried Homicide' as the tribal esque drumming of the opening part of the song gives way to a thumping overhand courtesy of the brilliant chorus which features more vocals from Nutall. The humour is rife throughout the song which I can only surmise is about divination through the remains of a KFC family bucket. The 11th and final song on display is the more mellow and sombre 'Sebastian Tenderfoot' it's a fantastic way to close as it demonstrates that the band can do serious if they wanted to. Fortunately, I can't see that happening on a full time basis!

Victorian Whore Dogs are one of the more underrated and exciting live bands currently slogging away in the UK heavy music scene. They are an absolute delight to behold. Their DIY ethics (this was self produced/recorded and will be self released through their own Hibernacula Records) make other bands seem lazy and clueless by comparison. Unfortunately, due to those ethics, the sound suffers a tad. It's no slight on the band and has no bearing on their ability to write tremendous songs but you can't help but feel that with a steady hand behind the desk, this would be very well received. You have to applaud them for the effort and it's guaranteed to put them in good stead for the future. Most definitely a highlight of the year despite this minor flaw, their individuality shines brightest As previously mentioned, if you can't stand the smell...

Afternoonified” is available here


Band info: bandcamp || facebook

Wednesday, 2 March 2016

The Sludgelord Song Premiere - "(I Can't Believe It's) Nutbutter" by Victorian Whoredogs

By: Aaron Pickford


In an industry, where even the legendary Frank Zappa remarked “Does Humour belong in Music?” UK sludge metal band Victorian Whore Dogs clearly don’t take themselves too seriously, infusing tongue in cheek humour into their lyrics but remaining exemplary purveyors of downtuned maniacal sludge metal they have released two critically acclaimed EPs to date. Having described “Hobo Chic” as “...becoming addicted to something unpleasant, Victorian Whore Dogs are back!!

Armed with a bile inducing debut full length set for released April 1st via Hibernacula Records, be prepare to be “AfternoonifiedFrontman Danny Page commented on the album: "Afternoonified” is a sludge-doom cacophony of debauched madness and sexual expression. It is not so much art, but a rejection of self, a journey into the confines of our own repressive nature to come full circle and truly understand that life itself is a rose-tinted cumstain left on the sidewalk. We are exploring ourselves, within ourselves, outside ourselves, on our shelves. It's fuzzy, doomy, riffy, and angry."

Victorian Whore Dogs will also embark on a tour of the UK the same week “Afternoonified” is released, confirmed tour dates are below, more information and dates will be released in the next few weeks. But until then, enjoy this new track “(I Can’t Believe It’s) Nutbutter”


Pre-order “Afternoonified” at this location: here
  


VICTORIAN WHORE DOGS ARE:

Adam Crawley | Guitar
Andy Nuttall | Bass/Vocals
Danny Page | Vocals
Stephen More | Drums

Live Rituals:
01/04 - Reading,The Swamp*
02/04 - Southampton, Firehouse *
03/04 - Potsmouth, Edge of the Wedge
07/04 - Worcester, The Pig & Drum *
08/04 - Leicester, The Firebug *
09/04 - Leeds, Bad Apples*
10/04 - Nottingham, The Running Horse *
14/04 - Bristol, Stag & Hounds +
15/04 - Cardiff, Fuel +
16/04 - London, The Black Heart +
17/04 - Brigton,  The Prince Albert *

22/04 - Worthing, Bar 42

*With Morass of Molasses
+With Greenhorn and Tides of Sulfur

Band info: facebook || bandcamp

Saturday, 6 June 2015

Victorian Whore Dogs - 'Hobo Chic' EP (Album Review)


Album Type: EP
Date Released: 04/04/2014
Label: Hibernacula Records

‘Hobo Chic’ CD//DD track listing:

1). Gammy Sarah
2). Dead Eye
3). Kromdrom
4). Prayer of Dust

Victorian Whore Dogs is:

Danny Page | Main Vox
Adam Marrelli Crawley | Guitar/vox
Andy Nuttall | Bass/vox
Steve 'Marvel' More | Drums

Review:

Have you ever heard a vocalist make a motorboat noise on record? No, I hadn't either until I listened to the copy of ‘Hobo Chic’, the EP of Guildford sludge band Victorian Whore Dogs that I found in my possession. I'm fairly open about my lack of patience with most sludge, listening to song after tuneless song meander over 7 minutes while making my body feel like I'm coming down with a cold does little to excite me. As much as I like Eyehategod and Iron Monkey, I honestly never found a reason to love them. And yes, I'm aware of the irony in writing for a blog named 'The Sludgelord'.

What Victorian Whore Dogs do differently is not test the listeners patience with prolonged song writing that screams failed ambition, while actually having memorable riffs. That's not to say it doesn't have the characteristic nastiness so vital to the genre; indeed, it sounds like the feeling of finding yourself slowly becoming addicted to something unpleasant. In short, this is the sort of sludge that hits the spot for me.

Dynamics are there - the loud and quiet, the melody and atonality, the singing and screaming; as is an underlying groove to much of the aural bile. Vocals have enough range and variety to bring the music to life far more than a monotonous bark would, and the tones and changes in pace evinced in the writing suggest touches of noise rock being added to the mix.

I have always been a huge fan of EPs, finding their short runtime and condensed nature a great platform for bands to present a vignette of the world they create. Yet over four tracks the EP spans only 13 minutes, and due to the quality of the music and brief nature of the songs it almost feels cut short. It's rare I complain of this, with the length of a release usually far outstripping its hold over my attention, so frankly it's a criticism that comes from confidence in Victorian Whore Dog's ability to create a LP they can be proud of. Keep an eye on these guys.'

Words by: Jake Mazlum

‘Hobo Chic’ is available here

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