The 666
Pack Review
Welcome to The Sludgelord’s
December installment of the 666 Pack Review! Each and every month we handpick 6 review
submissions and critique them by only using 6 words, then we rate them on a
scale from 1
to 666! Check out St. Satan’s rating scale
below:
1 – The Sludgelord
would rather listen to annoying Xmas carolers instead...
2 - King Diamond
says...No presents for Christmas!!!
3 – This is about as good as Twisted Sister's Christmas album. Meh.
4 - On blitzkrieg! (That's the headbanging reindeer's name and
they're now a fan, antlers up!)
5 – Expect to see a shit ton of
presents from Santa this year...err...I mean Satan!
666 - The Sludgelord
places his pentagram of approval on top of the tree for all to see!!! Deck the Hails!!!
It’s the holiday season and you
would think that we would be in the spirit to honor goodwill towards bands. No fucking way! To quote Rob Halford, “You got another thing
coming!” Even if a band gets a low
score, we strongly encourage you to check them out anyways because you might
actually dig them! The Sludgelord
is a picky listener…and doesn’t care what you think of his opinions….
Archelon
- “II” (EP) – Sheffield, UK Rating: 4
For fans of Pelican. Hail Santa!
Band info: facebook
Forlet
Sires - “Journey Towards Ruin” – Winterhur, Switzerland Rating: 5
The Ghost of Christmas Present digs…
Band info: facebook
Kielkropf -
“Step
back, I’m ‘bout to dance” - Eisenstadt, Austria Rating: 3
Deck the amps…with winter sludge!
Band info: facebook
No Trust -
“Heavy Hand” - San Diego, CA Rating: 3
My inner Scrooge says…bah humbug!
Band info: facebook
Keef
Mountain - “Keef
Mountain” - Kansas City, MO Rating: 666
Krampus will love fucking to this!
Band info: facebook
Inverted
Cross Cult- “Inverted Cross Cult” – Porto Feliz, Brazil Rating: 2
The Grinch asks…”What’s that stench?”
Band info: facebook
