The 666
Pack Review
It’s 2017, and in turn The Sludgelord’s first 666 Pack Review
of the year! Each and every month we
handpick 6 review submissions and critique them by only using 6 words, then we
rate them on a scale from 1 to 666! Check
out our awesome rating scale below:
1 – Shitty way to start the New Year…make a
resolution to get better at your craft…
2 – You’re good enough to play at President
Trump’s inauguration.
3 – On a scale of Five Finger Death Punch to Neurosis,
you’re a Weedeater.
4 – Not too shabby, your band would turn
heads at Guitar Center
5 – You’re so hot, you’re thawing out Norway
666 - The Sludgelord very much approves and will
tattoo the band’s logo on his ass. Just
kidding….
It’s the start of a new year and there is plenty
of optimism abound. The Sludgelord will
listen to several dozen of bands throughout the year but only some will be of
his liking. The Sludgelord is a picky
listener…and doesn’t care what you think of his opinions….
Into the Sun - “Through
Darkened Skies” (EP) – London ,
UK
Definitely some Kyuss worship happening here…
bandcamp || facebook
Her Highness/Worthless (Split EP) –
Even paprika tastes better than this.
Urskog - “Urksog” -
Worst Swedish band I’ve ever heard
Anxiety - “Demo” –
Makes me want to revisit Dystopia
Buzzzard - “Cold Blood” -
Desert sounds coming from the heartland
Oxblood Forge - “Oxblood Forge” –
Reminds me of post-glam grunge.
