The 666 Pack Review
It’s
the February edition of The Sludgelord’s 666 Pack Review
and will there be love in the air???
Each and every month we handpick 6 review submissions and critique them by only
using 6
words, then we rate them on a scale from 1 to 666! Check
out our awesome rating scale below:
1
– You should give it up and pay more attention to your significant other.
2
– You know those heart shaped candies?
This one says, meh…
3
– You could try seducing The Sludgelord more
with dinner by candlelight.
4
– There’s a spark here…tell us more…
5
– Your Cupid just nailed The Sludgelord with
about 20 arrows.
666
- The Sludgelord is head over heels in love with you!
It’s
the month of romance, but not all will be loved. The Sludgelord will
listen to several dozen of bands throughout the year but only some will be of
his liking. The Sludgelord
is a picky listener…and doesn’t care what you think of his opinions….
1). Uhna
- “Betingad Anstandighet” (EP) –
Malmo, Sweden Rating: 5
Uhna want to hear some more!
2). Gyrophares de la Haine
- (Demo 2016) – Rouen, France Rating: 2
Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
Loser!
3).Off The Gallows
- “Cut Yourself” – Siegen, Germany Rating: 2
I might start cutting my ears...
4).Unearthly Child
- “Awaken”
– Jacksonville, FL Rating: 3
Almost as thick as Florida humidity.
5).Insonus -
“Nemo Optavit Vivere”
- Pescara, Italy Rating: 4
Black metal warms our black heart.
6). Dawn on Sedna
- “Our Sky Has Changed” – Viareggio, Italy Rating: 6
