Welcome
to The
Sludgelord’s initial installment of the 666 Pack Review! Each and every month we handpick 6 review
submissions and critique them by only using 6 words, and then we rate them on a
scale from 1
to 666!
See our rating scale below:
See our rating scale below:
1 -
WTF are you doing??? Go get your money
back from Guitar Center
2 -
You might be tone deaf. Or perhaps your
friends are lying to you? Keep working
at it.
3 -
There’s some potential...start listening to and watching Manowar to see how the metals is
done.
4 -
Not too shabby! Upgrade your amps from
Crate to Orange
5 -
I was tapping my foot and/or bobbing my head.
You’re definitely worthy enough to pack dive bars.
666! -
The
Sludgelord brands you with his pentagram of approval!!! Hails!!!
Check
out our first victims for the month of October.
Even if a band gets a low score, we strongly encourage you to check them
out anyways because you might actually dig them! The Sludgelord is a picky listener…
Brainscanner “Trilobita” – (Sao Paulo , Brazil
Brainscanner “Trilobita” – (
“Music is ok,
vocals are awful.”
Band info: bandcamp
Crimson
Tusk (EP)
– (Oxford , UK
“Boogie
with Danzig all liquored up.”
Se7en
Miles West
“Forever Decade” – (Plattsburgh , NY
“This
is not stoner nor doom…”
Grogus -
“Intuitive Readers and Metaphysical
Artisans” – (Minneapolis ,
MN
“For
fans of early Mastodon. Sick!”
Black
Bone Exorcism “Crack
the Bone, Break the Heart” – (Seattle, WA) Rating: 666
“Well written, groovy sludge. Nice job!”
Band info: facebook
Troll –
(Portland , OR
“Haunting,
long jams with doomy overtones.”
