By: Nikos Mixas
Welcome to The Sludgelord’s
November installment of the 666 Pack Review! Each and every month we handpick 6 review
submissions and critique them by only using 6 words, then we rate them on a
scale from 1
to 666! Check out November’s rating scale below:
1 - In terms of beers, you’re a Schlitz.
2 - The 90’s called and they want
their metal back...
3 – You’re just like Anvil. Average.
4 – Bloody good enough to make Ozzy bite a bat’s head off!
666! - The Sludgelord
brands you with his pentagram of approval!!!
Hails!!!
This month we had a cornucopia of
victims from various parts of the globe to review. Even if a band gets a low score, we strongly
encourage you to check them out anyways because you might actually dig
them! The Sludgelord
is a picky listener…
Dungeon Master
-“Lustrata:
Purified by Sacrifice” – London, UK
Rating: 2
I could only stomach two songs…
Ruff Majik - “The
Fox” (EP) Pretoria, South Africa! Rating: 666
Rocking out with my cock out.
PYLAR
- “Pyedra”
Sevilla, Spain Rating:
3
Sunn O))) worship. Now Spain
can suffer.
Long Live the GOAT - “Melt”
- Chicago, IL Rating: 5
I likes me some GOAT! Hails!
Walken - “Revel in Abandon” San Francisco, CA Rating: 2
All over the map…head hurts.
Slow Green Thing
- “II”
Dresden, Germany Rating: 3
Great doom…are those vocals auto-tuned?
