1 – This is the lowest rating you can
achieve you losers.
2 – And this score is a smidge better
than landing a 1. Feel good about
yourself yet?
3 – A perfect average. Congrats…. yawn…
4 –
Four? Start high fiving yourself and
your pets.
5 – Oh…so close to a 666, but no banana
for you!
666 – You can’t go any higher with
us. You should feel great about, now go
tell all your friends and family. Maybe
they’ll care?
Caveat: Even though the “666 Pack Review” is meant to offer humorous critique, there are no
safe spaces here and your gripes will only make you sound like a
bellyacher. THE SLUDGELORD is a picky listener…and
doesn’t care what you think of his opinions….
1).
The biggest Thing Since Powdered Milk “EP (a) Alpha”
(Cardiff, UK) Rating: 2
George
Thorogood meets Weird Al Yankovic.
2).
Gorgonchrist
“Blood of Endangered Species” (United Kingdom) Rating: 5
Fans of
splattergrind will dig this.
3). Flame, Dear Flame “The Millennial Heartbeat” (Brunswick, Germany) Rating: 3
Poor man’s
version of Witch Mountain.
4).
Green Inferno “Demo” (New Jersey, U.S.A.) Rating: 1
Ripping
Sleep AND Weedeater??? Try again…
5).
MU CEPHEI
“Mantras of the Uniformed mind” (Maynooth, Ireland) Rating: 4
My
subconscious drunken state would dig.
6).
Blunt Horse
“Clawing Through Earth and Flesh” (Washington D.C., U.S.A.) Rating: 2
If Voivod
decided to dumb down.
