Every month
seems to be a repeat of the previous month, no shows, limited releases and
plenty of mask wearing. The “666 Pack Review” could just rehash the same
drivel but no…. In fact, we’re going to project a more positive outlook this
month. So, if you’re new to this, each
and every month we handpick 6 review submissions and critique them by only
using 6 words, then we rate them on a scale from 1 to 666! Check out our “the future is so bright” rating
scale below:
1 –
Your future is so bright, because you’ll quit music altogether after this
score.
2 –
Your future is so bright, you scored better than a 1.
3 –
Your future is so bright, because average is the norm of what most music is
nowadays. You’re right on target.
4 –
Your future is so bright, Don Dokken is probably finished now and you’re just
getting started. (I just had to fit in a
Don Dokken reference in this month somehow. I know it’s a reach, but it worked)
5 –
Your future is so bright, Sunn0))) is jealous of this score. Haha…no?
666 –
THE SLUDGELORD won’t acknowledge your
future being so bright, but a 666 goes a long way as far as bragging rights are
concerned on this site.
Caveat: Even though the “666 Pack Review” is meant
to offer humorous critique, there are no safe spaces here and your gripes will
only make you sound like a bellyacher. THE SLUDGELORD is a picky listener…and
doesn’t care what you think of his opinions….
1). King Marm “TRASH” (England,
United Kingdom) Rating: 2
2). Wolkberg “Wolkberg” (Pretoria,
South Africa) Rating: 3
Robert Fripp
with a jumpy drummer.
3). The Choir “A Beautiful Fore
Scorch Our Hands” (Singapore) Rating: 3
Early Paradise
Lost without any grace.
4). Bloodswamp “Daylight
Illuminates A Miserable World” (London, United Kingdom) Rating: 2
This band needs
recording lessons STAT.
5). Godless-Mind “Scissions” (Lille,
France) Rating: 5
If Perturbator
quit edm and chilled.
6). Flesh Temple “Lamentations”
(Edmonton, Alberta, Canada) Rating: 3
I can’t get
past their name…
Band info: King Marm
|| Godless Mind
|| Flesh Temple
