Friday, 17 February 2017

6 NEW BANDS: Nikos Mixas' 666 Pack Review for February 2017

 The 666 Pack Review
It’s the February edition of The Sludgelord’s 666 Pack Review and will there be love in the air???  Each and every month we handpick 6 review submissions and critique them by only using 6 words, then we rate them on a scale from 1 to 666!  Check out our awesome rating scale below: 

1 – You should give it up and pay more attention to your significant other. 
2 – You know those heart shaped candies?  This one says, meh…
3 – You could try seducing The Sludgelord more with dinner by candlelight. 
4 – There’s a spark here…tell us more… 
5 – Your Cupid just nailed The Sludgelord with about 20 arrows.
666 - The Sludgelord is head over heels in love with you!

It’s the month of romance, but not all will be loved.  The Sludgelord will listen to several dozen of bands throughout the year but only some will be of his liking.  The Sludgelord is a picky listener…and doesn’t care what you think of his opinions….

1). Uhna  - “Betingad Anstandighet” (EP) – Malmo, Sweden    Rating: 5

Uhna want to hear some more!

2). Gyrophares de la Haine  - (Demo 2016) – Rouen, France   Rating: 2

Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!

3).Off The Gallows  - “Cut Yourself” – Siegen, Germany   Rating: 2

I might start cutting my ears...

4).Unearthly Child - “Awaken” – Jacksonville, FL   Rating: 3

Almost as thick as Florida humidity.

5).Insonus - “Nemo Optavit Vivere” - Pescara, Italy   Rating: 4

Black metal warms our black heart.

6). Dawn on Sedna  - “Our Sky Has Changed – Viareggio, Italy   Rating: 6

Fuck yes!  Italy rules this February!