The 666 Pack Review
It’s
the June edition of THE SLUDGELORD’s 666 Pack Review! Metal festivals are kicking off all over the
globe and what better way to celebrate? By listening to…well, you guessed it,
more metal!!! If you’re new to this, each
and every month we handpick 6 review submissions and critique them by only
using 6
words, then we rate them on a scale from 1 to 666! Check
out our awesome rating scale below:
1 – Hey, at
least you guys are more credible than Five Finger Death Punch at the moment...
2 – Now that
it’s summer, at least your friends will have less of an excuse for not checking
out your band.
3 – THE SLUDGELORD
made it through the whole song! Congrats!
4 – You’re good
enough to secure a spot right before the touring headliners.
5 – Not many
things are better than going to the beach or having ice cream on a hot summer’s
day, but your band just made
that list.
666 – THE SLUDGELORD
thinks your band is so hot; we’re referring to you to Satan himself to keep
those temps up in hell!
Some
of the best metal festivals are kicking off this month and it seems like
everyone is on tour. Summer is also
prime time to record and submit your demos and THE SLUDGELORD is awaiting them. THE SLUDGELORD
is a picky listener…and doesn’t care what you think of his opinions….
Dwoom - “Pale Mare Demo MMXVII” (Sundsvall, Sweden) Rating: 666
Modern day Candlemass worship, doom on!
Former
Worlds
- “Photos of Eve IX-XVI” (Minneapolis , USA)
Epic, spacey and grim with nightmares.
Sarattma - “Inner Spaces” (Philadelphia , USA)
Hints of Mastodon, Meshuggah and
calculus…
Monoceros - “Space Dungeon” (Canberra, Australia) Rating: 3
For fans of Sleep and boredom.
Weird
Tales
- “Weird Tales” (Warsaw, Poland) Rating: 2
The Polish do black metal better.
Dead
Level
– “Dead Level” (Belem,
Para, Brazil) Rating: 2
Studied the book of Iommi riffing.
Band
info: Dwoom || Former Worlds || Weird Tales
