Date Released: 28/6/2013
Label: Independent |
Hell Comes Home
…the guitar simply rocks. From its muted opening riff to its
lightning-spewing final moments, it just sounds evil in the best possible way.
If you’re looking for a sonic treasure, you’ve struck gold (oh yes, I went
there).
“Scientist” CD//DD//LP track listing:
1). Au (79/196.97)
2). Ti (22/47.867)
3). O (15.999)
4). Kr (36/83.80)
5). Pb (87.207.2)
6) . H20 (18.152)
7). Co2 (1.1/44)
8). Os(76/190.23)
The Review:
So,
here I am, minding my own business, when the Lords of Sludge on high pass me a
very unusual assignment. “This is Scientist,”
came the murky voice of my Overlord, “and this is a band… who will make your
world a much more… heavy place.”
How
could anyone resist such a tempting offer?
Let’s
get down to it: Scientist
are from Chicago ,
so naturally their sound carries with it an air of gangster swagger and
ferocious bluster. Not only that, their music is pretty much entirely
instrumental: on first listen, it’s a strange welding of traditional heavy
metal, jazz exploration and punk attitude. But what did you expect from a band
whose members are Eric Plonka (from Yakuza) and Justin Cape
and Patrick Auclair (FIREISBORN)? Cuddles and glitter parties? Get
outta here.
The
self-titled album is, on closer inspection, a true-blue riff-o-rama, with riffs
so thick you could use it to recover dual carriageways. The fact that each
track is also named after an element or compound and its atomic number serves
both as a lovely educational aside and as an indicator of each song’s contents:
“Ti (22/47.867)” (or Titanium) is a
heavy, girder-strong slab of metal, whereas “H2O (18.152)” is a slippery, sweeping creation that reveals its
true dangerous majesty once you’ve gotten too far into it to escape.
If
I had to pick one track from this album that must be listened to by everybody
(yes, even by you), I’d have to say you take your ears over to “Au (79/196.97)”. Why? Well, for
starters, this track has actual vocals on it: vocals which simply sneer, stab
and strike with deadly precision at you. Have I mentioned the guitars yet? No?
Allow me to rectify that: the guitar simply rocks on this track. From its muted
opening riff to its lightning-spewing final moments, it just sounds evil in the
best possible way. If you’re looking for a sonic treasure, you’ve struck gold
(oh yes, I went there).
Scientist is a band with dark
machinations running through its mind, and a storm cloud brewing over its
mountaintop lab. Who knows what the next lightning storm will bring out of
their crazed abode? For now, keep those torches and pitchforks safely stowed
and enjoy their latest creation. IT’S ALIVE! IT’S ALIIIIIIVE!!!